Miles driven – 3,119
States visited/played – 10
State Capitols visited/played – 7
Load – ins and Load – outs – 30
Shows performed – 15 in 16 days
Songs performed – 240
Guitar strings broken – 1
“Free Bird!” shouted – Lost count
“Free Bird” played – 0
Hours on stage – Over 27
Hours in van – Over 70
Nights in van – 3
Times Van Battery Died – 3
Gas + Oil – $423.52
Pounds lost – 26
MySpace/Facebook friends gained – Over 450
Tee Shirts sold – 20 (out of 29)
CDs sold – 52 (out of 56)
Boobs signed – 3
Random floors/couches/futons slept on – 12
Total pairs of pants worn between Kevin and Coate – 2
Showers – 5
Hot meals – 2
Chipotle burritos – 7
Deli sandwiches made out of back of van – 22
PB&J sandwiches – 32
Peanut Butter jars spilled – 1
Bottles of water – 72
Red Bulls – 24
Coca Colas – 36
Bags of ice for cooler – 14
Shots of Red Stag – 16
Shots of Jameson – Lost count
Beers – Lost count
Bottle of wines opened – 2
Bottle of wines opened with a corkscrew – 0
Vomits out of windows – 1
Genitals drawn on Brad because he fell asleep with his boots on – 4.5
“Jiggle Joints” visited – 1
Civil War graveyards visited – 1
Russian Mobsters met – 1
Stores Coate visited in search of “Throat Coat Tea” for Stephen – 17
Pockets Coate used to store money in – 9
Extra time spent in Pittsburgh trying to find the right exit – 36 minutes
Head injuries – 1

Memories and lessons learned – immeasurable